believe in it.

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

He waited 14 hours for the squirrel to start his Rube Goldberg machine

“For you, I would.”

Sleeping naked together after having sex >>>>>>>>>>

I saw home in your eyes, and I found love in your smile.

I just know a slow and filthy makeout sesh would fix me

Why is it always "I love you" and not "I like the way you sound in the morning, we're on the phone and without a warning, I realize your laugh is the best sound I have ever heard"

can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons