Want to start a fight?

earth signs are so funny……….. you have virgos who act like they absolutely hate you & come for your throat at every chance, meanwhile they’re actually deeply in love with you (and would kill anyone else for roasting you how they do)?????? then you have taureans barely acknowledging your existence and acting uninterested in you/unbothered by you meanwhile they’ve been in love with you secretly for 8 years (and yes they stalk your twitter likes daily)………..and then there’s capricorns, who simp in your dms 24/7 like their life depends on it but then tweet/talk publicly like they’ve never felt an emotion in their entire life jlkfdjflkd

and id kiss every single one of them

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

Let this be the last year you tolerate unsupportive friends, family & fake love.

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

the vibes tonight are immaculate. what the fuck is happening right now

From queerbaiting to unrequited love to bury your gays in 7 min spn said we’re about to speedrun this shit ❤️

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

its not for you king

cilantro yummy gene privilege

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

Little leaf cutter bee waking up in her tiny leaf bed 🐝 

(Source)

THIS BITCH LIVES INSIDE A TINY BLUNT LMAO

STOP IT!!!!! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teenage Dream isn’t a Katy Perry song, she was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose her I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it