love & consolation

Antonin Scalia (via hislittleflower-throughconcrete)

if the whole area 51 thing isn’t crowned meme of the year, or hell, meme of the fuckin DECADE, i WILL riot.  y’all, we kept that shit alive for MONTHS, we got the GOVERNMENT involved, we even showed up, we followed THROUGH.  and y’all think that shaggy using 1% of his power could do that shit?  fucking weak

the ONLY meme that rivals area 51 is ok boomer. They both stayed alive, they both terrified authority, one had the FBI threatening us and one had Twitter panicking over it being a slur. The two are equally powerful and one should be the meme of the year and the other the meme of the decade. In this essay I WILL

Tea this, shade that, sounds like the beginning of a lovely afternoon

Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

F. Scott Fitzgerald / The Beautiful and Damned (via bnmxfld)

if u see me eating soup in the club mind ur business

I crave domesticity with you. Waking up beside you every morning, playfully arguing about who’s going to do what chore, adopting pets together, getting ridiculously excited about buying boring stuff for our house like cookware and throw pillows, decorating, going to the store together, I wash the dishes whilst you dry them, brief, chaste kisses whilst I walk past you, leaning against one another on the sofa as we rewatch the same series for the fifth time, falling asleep together every night. That’s the dream. 

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things