i wish AOC's dress said WOODY ALLEN DIE BITCH
No, I'm not tired of being nice, yes I still just wanna go apeshit. These things can coexist, stop asking me.
imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo
For as much as I dislike Biden, responding to a campaign trail question of “how many genders are there?” with “at least three” is the funniest possible answer he could have given. That’s my go-to response for that question now
Hate when people are always trying to start shit like ‘yeah well I saw you in the Romulan Neutral zone!’
bitch…..what were you doing in the Romulan Neutral Zone?
of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired
woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)
At night I fly across the border and suck the vaccine juice out of the arms of sleeping American business majors
i told my coworker that my back hurts & he was like would u ever go to the misogynist & i was like. the what??? & he was like u know the ppl who give massages
your dad has a certain.. gnc quoi
*invisible stardew valley bubble emote pops above my head every time i see a friend/loved one*
call me by y/n
job hunting feels like what satan wanted
okay i’ll bite. what’s therapy
People are complaining that certain places are gonna start requiring a covid vaccine as if this is the first ever "mandatory" (not even) vaccine. You received like 6 vaccines when you were a baby and a couple more as you got older. Countries have been requiring yellow fever vaccines. Most schools you need certain vaccines to attend this isn't new. Immunization cards are not a new concept