I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

Best plot twist

I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF

Literally @eyeslike-stars

When the writers see a good ship

they’re dry

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

FOR THE GLORY

how is this only six seconds

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

“I have no interest in who I was before the master took my reigns.”

-Obi (Akagami no Shirayuki-hime)