Trash Witch Extraordinaire

Happy Holidays Tumblr :,)

improvised weaponry

they beat jesus with that

Vegan BDSM equipment

This post killed me 3 times

“My cat out here just handing out my digits”

-my coworker on facebook

WIG FLEW

You know you spend too much time on Tumblr when you walk into Trader Joe’s and start laughing at the wine display.

this cat is cooler than i’ll ever be

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

this is threatening!!

@acoolguy

Give em the ol razzle dazzle

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

my brain in times of crisis:

hmmm

“Concierge”

all this meat and you had to jack my swag

Why won’t my dog play fetch with me?