i try to explain to light yagami the economic inequality that pushes people into crime and that killing isolated evildoers will do nothing because the systems in place will keep creating criminals and when he gets home he makes me die from a bowel explosion
Do you guys know how mary shelley lost her virginity
Whispers “what’s that?” 
This is so a Joe joke.
Caption:
[ person on crutches: (singing state farm tune) Like a good neighbor they/them is there.
Vas: Woah. Oof.
person on crutches: Thank you.
commercial: Like a good neighbor they/them is there.]
When you know it’s time to fire the editor
I wonder if they knew each other
out: naming girls after virtues
in: naming them after vices
avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names
Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.
It’s me, I’m bitches.
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”
The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”
Look Jeff you gotta change the username
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
Reblog if you are busy
No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017
We will never experience this again.
this is really just my favorite tiktok
there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now
nice bro. um… *kisses u hard* epic…
I'm a simple person I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months
not to be controversial but like. women who don’t compliment or validate their male significant others and instead criticize them constantly or make fun of them constantly really bother me. like tell ur boyfriend he’s cute or that you like his ass, he needs to feel good about himself too
