Ruined a family dinner by demanding that Alexa play Gregorian chants at every free moment 

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

the fucking transcript i can’t

help im sobbing

jane wong’s mind…

Church basement aesthetics:

I never related that much with something

@teatimekisses

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

wow what kind of gay panic

It honestly took a minute for me to figure out this wasnt supposed to be a positive review

The real tea is that while Venom(2018) might not be a great anti-hero movie, it was perhaps the most enjoyable movie for millennials because Eddie Brock and Venom is basically just those “me: / my brain:” memes that you see on this hellsite every day. Like I can NOT tell you how many times I’ve walked past this seafood restaurant in the area and had to physically restrain myself from diving headfirst into their lobster tank so I could hunt down those fat, juicy sea cockroaches one by one and crush them with my strong human jaw. Actually forget it, Venom(2018) was not enjoyable in any way because it’s really hard watching other people live your dream…. I just want to feel the cronch

thinking about how much more sinister zootopia wouldve been if theyd rolled with that idea of making the predators wear shock collars so they couldn’t experience emotions

i got a few questions abt this so i’m just going to like.. answer them here for everyone who is unawares.

the original plot/concept for zootopia involved predators having to wear shock collars (called ‘tame collars’) once they came of age that administered shocks if the predator experienced any strong emotion. the prey believed these collars were necessary to prevent predators becoming violent. it shows up a fair bit in the concept art

in the original story nick was going to be the protagonist and he ran a business (theme park-esque i think?) where he would illegally allow predators to remove their collars. it seems (?) like they got fairly far along before they scrapped it. here are some deleted scenes

this was a really intense concept. it rlly makes you wonder what the movie would’ve ended up being like had they continued down this route 

me stopping by to send my monthly text in the group chat before fucking off again

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

This post is illegal in Russia

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

If someone’s okay with losing you, they never really cared for you.

this is a. bad post

like in either sense of the word “losing you” this isn’t good thinking, someone can care for someone but still respect them wanting to go their own way, and also someone can care for someone but the relationship isn’t working out and they need to break things off. like a relationship can end and both parties can be okay with it and it doesn’t mean they didn’t care for each other.

thank god he’s okay