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@katharinamonica / katharinamonica.tumblr.com

Welcome ~ I'm Kat! 23, Australian, fangirl, coeliac, hufflepuff, viola player... Registered Nurse, learning to adult.
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Wqhat the fuck

ITS JUST FLUFF. THERES NO DOG ITS JUST FLUFF OMG

No that dog has super speed and is vibrating so fast that it is able to move its molecules through that fence.

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Hello. My name’s Karen, but you can also call me Kazzy. I desperately need help getting out of my current situation. I experienced some severe trauma in this apartment, and the isolation and just living here still is hard, but the prospect of being trapped here indefinitely is bleak at best. I’m enrolled in Brooklyn College, starting in August. There’s just one thing keeping me from having this work out:  I need a place to stay for two months (August and September) until my financial aid is dispersed. I can help with chores, I can bake things for you, introduce you to pizza cupcakes and pizza dip, I have a lot of pancake recipes I can make, and I can give you some money after I find a room to rent. If you’re in NYC and could spare some space, or know someone who can, please, please get in touch with me. You can contact me here, or email me at moons.songstress@gmail.com. This is a link to my original fundraiser, and this is a direct link to my PayPal, if you are in the position to donate anything. At this point any money raised will be going towards books and refilling my metro card. Please signal boost this? Lots of love, Kazzy.

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the signs as Chandler Bing one-liners

Aries: I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
Taurus: Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn’t see you.
Gemini: Pants, like shorts, but longer.
Cancer: I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.
Leo: I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Virgo: Tell him to e-mail me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com.
Libra: You know, I think I don’t care.
Scorpio: Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
Sagittarius: Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.
Capricorn: I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put career before men.
Aquarius: Why, yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Pisces: Step away from the duck.
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