how are we coping guys

“Good Omens Season 2 will be quiet, and gentle, and romantic.”

AND YOU BETTER DO IT AGAIN

bonus:

I forgive you.

Don't bother.

You organise an elaborate jane austen pride and prejudice dance party just to touch his hand. Normal behaviour

their argument over Gabriel and how they "resolved" it set up the Final Fifteen of ep6 and is a microcosm of their relationship issues

The fight between Aziraphale and Crowley about Gabriel goes like this:

Aziraphale believes that it's Safest for them to deal with the gabriel situation by being involved and solving it together.

Crowley believes that it's Safest for them to get as far away from the Gabriel situation as possible, either by removing gabriel from them or themselves from him.

Aziraphale also believes that it's Right to help Gabriel, because Aziraphale believes in the innate goodness of everyone and everything.

Crowley believes that it's Right to not help Gabriel or frankly to care about him at all, because Gabriel hurt Aziraphale repeatedly over millennia and then tried to destroy him.

They approach this issue with such a difference in their core beliefs and values that they have to disagree, it's inevitable. And that would be fine. Except that the way they resolve this argument is utter bullshit.

soft demon sad demon 💔

michael sheen you MOTHERFUCKER

"don't trust blondes"

"yep"

The Coffee Theory

This theory is by the fantastic @jumbledstars on TikTok

This Theory is for everyone who felt betrayed or hurt by Aziraphale in the season 2 finale or just doesn’t trust The Metatron!!!

I haven't seen enough talk about the fact that Crowley's and Aziraphale's powers combined were powerful enough to hide the supreme archangel from all forces of heaven and hell. At some point between the first prevented apocalypse and this miracle, Metatron must've realised how powerful they were together and specifically planned this to tear them apart.

don't know when we went from queerbaiting to

whatever the fuck this is

but i am so emotionally drained this "getting dumped by my idiot blonde boyfriend" year my dudes

like it's leaps better than before but jesus christ. at what cost.

i came here for a good time and look what i get

Who else wants to just grab Crowley and scream this at him..... this is probably most of the fandom rn