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@chloropropane / chloropropane.tumblr.com

22||sky mall constantly playing in my head
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wardenofthesixtyninth

Absolutely adore how Marcille's entire spellbook seems to consist of only the most unhinged spells in existence. Like it seems like her entire magical arsenal is comprised of only the barest minimum of healing spells that she was probably required to learn in school, and then Fireball, Police Flash Grenade, Crime Against Nature, Spam Fireball, Unholy Resurrection, More Fireball, and 9th Level Go Fuck Yourself.

#dungeon meshi
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friskarm

I hate that this is going to be one of the most memorable things of 2018 fuck u internet

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friskarm
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captainlordauditor

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
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hubriscomplex

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
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ocfos
  • I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow.
  • It’s a good day to do what has to be done by me.
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pozzlesulver
  • ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
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tropiyas

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

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cerastes
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

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sparkylurkdragon
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

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tarradash
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spookyscaryskeletitties

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”
-Steve Buscemi’s character in Spy Kids 2
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pocketlink

(Mofu mofu~, hamu hamu~, wafu wafu~)

Rantatta-tatta-tatta goes the sun, heating up the city’s tunnel, and lighting up the Earth as it goes round!

Rantatta-tatta-tatta through the town, that’s all dolled up in poppin’ candy, and the airplanes in the sky write “Welcome!”

Fluffy bara-dancing! (Enjoy joy!) Spin around with me! (Twirl, twirl, twirl!) Don’t get dizzy, now! (And then…) On three, ready, go, dive!

Yay!

A soft and fluffy mascot sandwich, all your tension will melt away! Let’s bring the bear and the bunny along, and take a dive in the marshmallow sea!

A soft and fluffy mascot sandwich, it’ll leave you blinking in surprise. Happy-Happy, overflowing from your heart, seems like you’ve fell into a dream! Of ha-ppi-ness~

(Mofu mofu~, hamu hamu~, wafu wafu~)

See doc for TL notes

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xtreme-icecream

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

#HUHH???#i say it scissors paper stone....
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