Anything And Everything

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

Forever a fan of British Royals!

So it turns out there’s one thing I forgot about that I can still do.

RAGE THE FUCK OUT.

FUCK BOTH OF YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 

YOU CANNOT CLAIM TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF THE TROOPS AND VETS AFTER VOTING FOR A MAN WHO HAS REPEATEDLY MOCKED, DEMEANED AND BELITTLED THEM, CALLING A POW “WEAK’ FOR BEING CAPTURED IN THE FIRST PLACE, SAYING HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT SACRIFICE THAN THEY DO AND COULD TEACH THEM A FEW THINGS.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR “FREEDOM ISN’T FREE” BULLSHIT, BECAUSE FOR YOU, IT IS.  YOU VOTE FOR CANDIDATES THAT LOWER TAXES AND IN EFFECT CUT SOCIAL PROGRAMS.  YOUR CHEAPSKATE ASSES ARE WHY VETS CAN’T GET APPROPRIATE MENTAL HEALTH CARE AND HOUSING. 

AND YOU KNOW HOW ELSE IT’S FREE FOR YOU?  YOU AND ALL OF YOUR SMUG, HOLIER THAN THOU ILK DRONE ON ABOUT HOW GREAT AND HEROIC AND IMPORTANT MILITARY SERVICE IS.  BUT NONE OF YOU EVER FUCKING SIGNED UP. 

YOU’RE NOT PAYING FOR YOUR FREEDOM.  NOT WITH YOUR MONEY, NOT WITH RISK TO LIFE, LIMB AND MENTAL HEALTH. 

YOUR FREEDOM IS FUCKING FREE AND YOU REDUCE THE SACRIFICES ACTUAL PEOPLE HAVE MADE TO A HYPOCRITICAL HASHTAG.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES. 

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Plastic grocery bags are the tumbleweeds of the city

Kids know.

they can sense evil

Love this.

They should make a Jurassic Park movie where nothing goes wrong.

man *waking up from 7 year coma*: doctor.. please… may you update me on what is going on in the news… what has happened while i was asleep doctor: for your own good we’re putting you back into the coma

In a way, after Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand, he followed it up with “I fucked your mom.”

In the future, all the real movie memorabilia will be green suits and tennis balls on sticks.

When I hear unidentified sounds during the day I always disregard them but when I hear them at night I am 100% convinced that it’s a demon screaming from a bottomless pit or a witch consuming the souls of the living. Most of the times its only a cat being weird.

When flying vehicles become feasible, there’s no way the public should get access. Instead, it should be for trained emergency services (Ambulances, fire trucks, police) to ensure the fastest/most efficient possible response time. We already crash too much, no need to add flying.

Have you ever noticed a quick flickering of the lights, and you’re not sure if your eyes quickly and involuntarily blinked or if the actual lights in the room lost power for a second?

It’s officially that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning but by mid-day you die of heatstroke.

Most of the time bleeping out a curse word in a song is the only reason I knew there was a curse word in the song