tristan is the type of guy to mess up your hair by ruffling it and then apologise when you get angry and try to fix it himself but just make it worse
and you start laughing at his desperate attempt and he leans in really close and asks dead seriously “are you laughing at me?”
IT COULD’VE FROZEN ANYWHERE BUT IT FROZE HERE!!!!Jadley at it again Haha
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
I can just imagine him like “It looks like we’re alone and have time babe, you wanna…*gives you a suggestive look*
Actual words of Bradley Will Simpson (via thevampsoffical)
is that even real?
his skin just looks so motherfucking smooth, please tell me I’m not the only one who wants to eat strawberries and...
that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively
Happy 20th Birthday lovely @TheVampsJames
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
Me at the fuckin store irl
AH THROWBACK
The Incredibles (2004)
DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…
No wonder why she attacked him.
I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM
Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…
Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?
RIDING HER.
welp
Oh.
holy shit
He’s so ashamed of it like “…yeah that’s me…”
I had to do it
