Fuck you, algorithm.
OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY
Fuck you, algorithm.
OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY
adjectivemike: love you, man.
A Glossary of Terms that was handed out to movie goers seeing Dune in 1984.
i love a movie that requires a glossary to understand.
Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.
I made some Robocop Valentines for you.
It’s that time again!
voteforfood, will you be my Valmemtime
no.
thank you for your cooperation.
The reviews on the Amazon page for a toy Predator drone are pretty trenchant:
You’ve had a busy play day - You’ve wiretapped Mom’s cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you’ve indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you’ve confiscated all...
Extrajudicial fun for the entire family!
1984 Dune Movie Coloring Book Pages
WHAT THE WHAT
Los Angeles! All tickets are now on sale for my show with Nick Kroll, Jenny Slate, Sarah Silverman and Conan O’Brien! All proceeds go to the Innocence Project. Your ticket moneys will help the wrongfully convicted pay for DNA testing that could set them free. That testing isn’t cheap, but if we...
So some time ago I staked my ground that I wouldn’t use Uber again until the company parted ways with EMIL MICHAEL, the executive who advocated doxxing journalists the company didn’t like.
It dawned on me within 30 seconds that OF COURSE that guy was never going to get fired. Why would Uber...
"THE ANCHOR—My favorite bar in New Haven closed last night without warning because Yale did not renew its lease. This is where I learned to write (and drink and talk) from Lee K Abbott and Donald Faulkner and Tom Perrotta. This is where Coulton and I schemed up many schemes, and later returned as grown men to drink grasshoppers after the Whiffenpoof reunion because we didn’t want to go to the naked party. It is a lovely, great, beautiful place, and for all those reasons always seemed doomed. This is not a call to action. I will sign no petition to “Save The Anchor.” Memories fade. Businesses fail (I think this one WANTS to). All good things fall. I only mention it so you can read THIS ARTICLE about it."
WHAT-NOOOOOO. Not the Anchor! I loved that place.
Though Hodgman is 100% correct - it did always seem oddly 'doomed.' It never ever EVER made sense. But I loved it, and will miss it.
NPR Angel & Devil: Hybrid Spoken Word Jazz Fusion Solo Album
Be-boo-doo-bop-bop. One Mint Julep, save the oceans.
this is significantly less terrifying than the sexy Jordan Jesse Go! ads from a few months ago...
http://www.reddit.com/r/maximumfun/comments/2ayfzn/that_new_jordan_jesse_go_promo/
this ABSOLUTELY made my day
Do you see my tiny head on the cover of The New York Times Arts section!?!
No, but I did see the article, which prompted me to buy tickets for your show! Looking forward to it.
I present to you all:
Go The Fuck To Sleep Narrated by Levar Burton
OH MY GOD
This is what generalmike says about me every day..
only to open the door and have a guy hand me a pamphlet about Jesus.
the funny part isnt the punchline.