kermet constantly looks like he’s trying to act sober at the dinner table but he’s super high

you see

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

dude honestly...............radioactive.....radioactive....

Open RP

Hey are you alright?

my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

She had a what now

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.