do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

HE'S JUST PETE!!

real

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

it’s nearly comical how everything in my life that takes away pain is also simultaneously bad for me

"stop staring at me" bro I'm dissociating, you're not that special

it is what it is *throws up blood*

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better

HOT ROD (2007) directed by Akiva Schaffer

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

the beach boys were right. it would be nice. [tearing up] it really would be fucking nice

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

A bride recently asked me to make her a necklace for her wedding that looked like a fancy throat slash. This was a really fun project.