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Dear diary,

@punk-rock-caveman / punk-rock-caveman.tumblr.com

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fly-like-a-sparrow

i hope we all get girlfriends in 2017

But wait. I’m a girl.

okay well it’s called being gay

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lukewalkwalker

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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I realised that neither do I know nor can imagine what a pangender is. And I willingly, actively don’t give a flying fuck about it. I don’t want to know this stuff until I meet a person who identifies as such. This information is completely useless to me, it is irrelevant to anything in my life and I doubt this will ever, ever change.

I don’t know why am I kind of angry now.

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thatbullshit

thatbullshit:

“At the height of his cocaine addiction, David Bowie weighed only 95 pounds, hardly a healthy weight for 5’11”. He later said that he spent most of the mid-Seventies trying to perfect telekinesis and trying to keep Jimmy Page and witches from stealing his soul.”

trying to keep Jimmy Page and witches from stealing his soul

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engage-with-zorp
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I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

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jethrocane

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

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lukewalkwalker

Alright, so in Denmark we have this profanity called “for Søren” which is considered way more polite than “God damn it” or some shit because Søren is actually just an old (and still rather common) name, but apparently it’s also an euphemism for ‘satan’, and I remember this lady in my kindergarten who told me to say “for Søren” instead of “for satan” (we use that as well), when basically it’s the same fucking thing, so joke’s on you, Karen!

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