this girl shows up when there is an error on my mixer and I just want to let her to know that I'm not mad at her
I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain
Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it
Like the alchemists of auld, I am about to stir fry some veggie sausage and tomatoes and tortellini until
- It is ready
- For my eating
What alchemical phase is tortellini in
Oh, soon? Phase of my Tummy.
John Kelly (b.1965) - Dobell’s Cow - Aerial View. 1992. Oil on board.
i feel like this
I'll take "Exact sentences I have heard out of every farm kid I know" for $400 Alex.
my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.
im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe
portrait - submitted by shittybraindrawings
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An elf goes out on a ‘short errand’, forgetting that 30 years is a long time to have left his human wife and child at home.
This is just Fullmetal Alchemist
The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
HEY THIS IS BAD
My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did.
The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.
Horses have been known to also eat meat.
1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.
2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.
3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.
4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.
5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.
6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.
Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k
I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”
i wish tumblr would stop telling me things about horses
rewatching a show isn't enough I need to sit down & watch it with someone who's never seen it before
me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course