This photo makes me smile so much

makes you think (via anathemastic)

Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.

Bonus points if they curse the government for not using their taxes to fill the holes with more cement while they do it

Lets make Gay Day a National Holiday

every year on june 26th you have to do 1 gay deed or you will be sent to hetero island

list of things im handling well currently

1.

being the most liberal family member is exhausting but somebody gotta stay woke and look good doin it

How is Disney gonna preach “work hard and your dreams will come true” when Sharpay & Ryan worked almost their whole lives to be on top but then Gabriella & Troy showed up not even able to two step with their boring ass acoustic versions of every single song and stole the spotlight Sharpay and Ryan are supposed to be the villains like…okay work

“that character can’t be gay, they dated someone of the opposite gender once!”

Conservatives: “AMERICA WAS BUILT ON RELIGIOUS FREEDOM AND NOW THAT’S UNDER ATTACK BECAUSE EVERYONE DOESN’T HAVE TO LIVE BY MY INTERPRETATION OF ONE RELIGION’S BELIEFS! GARBLEDLKEGLOP!”

Me:

Bro globes

Dong

shrek.

ELF is cruelty free, as is Too Faced

I really like the “No Makeup Pallete” has really great Luminzer and Brightener, as well as the blushes are more pinky (the concealer is too yellow and total crap, and for me personally the bronzer doesn’t do it for me, but that’s just me, I basically buy the set for the highlighters) 

And if you’re broke and trashy, buy glittery eyeshadow close to your natural skin tone and just use that, like I do.

girls with deep voices

keep up the good work

@ old people

why so quick to judge but slow to walk.

Twenty One Pilots // Goner