fuck you nik

queenscylla mitzu is making me play dragon age for her love

i started playing it too omg don’t play as a rogue

what do i play as then

the man

JOIN THE SKELEDOGE WAR, FUCKBOY !!!

wow such fuckboy much bone very spoopy

ig: dear.b_

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

Wait… How big did you think they were??

i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague

I miss early 1906 when Yugoslavia was the Ottoman killer, and Austro-Hungary had a real shot, and Гаврило Принцип was a Kmet instead of the literal embodiment of the death of Western Civ

i miss the old kanye

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*

過去の絵

Past work

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just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight.

my parents were both bisexual try again

i was raised by rocks with googley eyes stuck on them

It’ll take a reel miracle to catch anything worthwhile here

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all