❝ why won’t you STAY DOWN? ❞

                  ❝ Because I can still hold my sword!! ❞

                                                they’ll be DAMN proud of me.

                                         I’ll never bow ‘til I’m SIX FEET UNDER.

happy hunting      you double-faced CARNIVORE

if you knew what the bluebirds sang at you, you would never sing along.

Improved motivational quotes. Left in a home goods store.

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I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.

HE FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID FUCKING RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL GODDAMN YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A FUCKING BUILDING AND JUST DID IT.

This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode. 

Flash rules.

Flash is actually really freaking awesome.

to quote Hal Jordan: “the fastest man alive was always late because he stopped to befriend the people he saved” Barry Allen is a sweetheart

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

jIHvaD: qatlh tera’ Qaw’ SoH!!! nov: HoSqu'mo’ yIn nuvpu’ ‘Iv tera'ngan jISaghbe’ Hol neH critique'a'wIj nIS chaH. jIHvaD: ‘e’ may. jIyaj.

Sea: Katatera dai aliera daiveit'i? Masani: Olonesu shana karitsh'ira yen Ingĭlishananera tian isish'ira mosurokenne. Sea: Amuran keronne. Anastse.

Ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię!!! Kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język potrzebny do porozumiewania się Ja: ach tak, rozumiem

ben: neden dünyayı yok ediyorsunuz!!! uzaylılar: çünkü dünyada konuşmaları gereken tek dilin ingilizce olduğunu düşünenler var. ben: adilce, anlıyorum.

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi!!!

Mimozemšťané: Protože jsou tu lidé co si myslí že angličtina je jedinný jazyk který potřebují znát.

Já: To je fér, rozumím.

انا: اماذا تدمرون الأرض؟؟ المخلوقات الفضائيه: لان هناك اناس يظنون ان الانجليزيه اللغه الوحيد الذي يجب ان يتكلموا انا: هذا حسن انا فهمت

Аз: Защо унищожавате земята?!

Извънземните: Защото някой хора си мислят че трябва да знаеш само английски

Аз: Да, прави сте, продължавайте

me: hvorfor ødelegger du jorda?!

aliens: fordi det finnes mennesker som tror at engelsk er det eneste språket de må snakke.

me: det er forståelig.

én: miért pusztítjátok el a földet!!

űrlények: mert vannak itt olyan emberek akik azt hiszik hogy az angol az egyetlen nyelv amit beszélniük kell

én: az igaz megértem

Yo: Por qué estáis destruyendo la Tierra!!!

Aliens: Porque hay gente que piensa que el inglés es el único idioma que se debe hablar

Yo: Ah es justo, lo entiendo

aš: kodėl tu naikini žemę!!!

ateivei: todėl, nes yra žmonių kurie galvoja, kad anglų kalba yra ta kuria jie tūrėtų kalbėti

aš: tai teisinga aš suprantu

Imagine you and Donnie are on a rooftop, both of you are just fooling around. He giggles and pretends to be a monster, chasing you around in circles playfully, suddenly he pins you down and playfully growls.

“Now you’re all mine. RAGHHH!” He laughs and begins to tickle you. You let out a shrill and laugh feeling his fingers travel to your sides and tummy.

“DONNIE! DONNIE! STOP! I’M GOING TO PEE! AHAHAHA!” You scream while kicking. Slowly you feel his fingers stop and he joins in with your laughter.

“You’re mean.” You say while fistbumping him.

re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

can finally post this here after having trouble uploading  last night. 

I randomly did this last night and i apologize if there is one of this already out there. 

It’s hard to say no to this adorable dork .

“Failure, fear… In the lives we lead, these things are inevitable. How we deal with them, that is the true test of our character.” - Miyamoto Usagi

BABES 😍

I contribute to the trash that is Bork

do u think that as kids the turts ever encountered something totally foreign to them & took it to master splinter for answers and he was just like ?????? imagine them finding a cheese grater in the dumpster and taking it to master splinter like “yoooo what is this??” and he just… makes up something b/c he has no clue… he never encountered such a thing when he was raised by yoshi….so he just makes smth up……actually…..there’s probably all kinds of things he had no clue what they were when the boys were little, and he just made shit up so now the turtles are still walking around wearing mittens on their tails & eating cocoa powder straight from the can b/c splinter has no idea how human crap works & he had to invent purposes for these objects he’d never seen in his life.

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