mr sometimes mullet sometimes man-bun cal kestis. this game was surprisingly perfect. they didn’t even zero your skills at the start! thank you, game gods.
TIMBER HEARTH — The one and only Hearthian village, as well as the main source of explosions on this planet.
I just need you to know. I did not realize how gay I was until I read The Priory of the Orange Tree.
I did not realise how gay I was until I wrote it
“What are you gonna do differently this playthrough?”
Me:
me playing mass effect, yes
friendly reminder that nicole haught looks good in uniform
the perfect amount of scruffy rock les vibes on the cover, thank you new pvris album
EA Play Live 2020 - Dragon Age 4 teasers
when your gf has retractable claws
Natalie Dormer voicing Dr. Lexi T’Perro in Mass Effect: Andromeda.
You’re not from Bullock’s, are you? ‘Cause I-I meant to pay for that lipstick.
started drafting some of my dumb dating stories from the last 2.5 years cuz lezbihonest they’re ridiculous.
first up, gotta come up with a name for these silly stories. sleepless in sydney? pugs, princesses, and strap-ons? what not to do with married women? how to get catfished in five easy steps? dee’s dating don’ts?
recently scored a work ipad so think i might draw stick figure illustrations of these stories because ART.
anyway. hi! ha.
yeah, i got you if you didn't notice always falling for the insta photos you think i'm shallow, no swimming over live at night, no melanomas, can't really focus got lights from the space craft pointed in my face like a ray gun or a quasar far away from where we started i guessed that's what we aimed for we're making memories this year these are the important moments we could be legendary next year, like before we know it and it felt hopeless back then, but we we were always glowing in the dark, that's oreo-in', mulling four leaf clovers of course we're smoking until the worm holes all close in
i’m bad at love but you can’t blame me for tryin you know i’d be lyin sayin you were the one that could finally fix me lookin at my history i’m bad at love
this mix though