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King your cock is lookin a lil soft is something wrong
“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”
- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery
“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.
"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.
happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only
aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????
I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!
And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like
and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.
Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.
The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.
This is so important to me.
Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.
(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)
“Naruto understands Darwinism better than you” is such a wild sentence to read
Tinder is only fun if you are attractive.
Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS"
7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️🌈
Any mutuals play flight rising and wanna be friends 🥺👉👈
Local Rusałka said sapphic rights. Have a good summer this year 💮 💮
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A man who has traveled to 217 countries in the world on visiting Iran
#I’ll never forgive the leaders of this country for teaching us to hate Iran
Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.
Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?
Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.
Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.
Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.
Jodi: I love my husband, but the war has changed him. I'm trying my hardest but it's exhausting.
The player:
did “its hot in topeka” just really stick with anyone else who watched 2000s cartoon network or was that just me
literally anyone ever: its hot
my brain for the past 15 years: in topeka
listen it is 20 fucking 12 if i see any one of you fuckers using words like “confuzzled” or “smexy” i am taking a hammer to your toes
i may have messed up the numbers here a little
i have done NOTHING to deserve this
