bad habits great memories

5sos in Oricon | x

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

we’re proud of you.

@5SOS: CUTIE PATOOTIE hahahaha http://t.co/BKUsZrjUQv

Don’t be that person who gets bitten by a zombie but keeps it a secret from the rest of your group.

amazingphil has been drawn naked House plant inspired obviously

danstipated

Hi my name is Gabi! I’m 16, from the U.S., and I’m 2015!phan af. Also sideways selfies.

WHO DID YOU SACRIFICE U GET UR FACE

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You ain’t just gonna skip over this. You are going to reblog and appreciate these fabulous looks on fabulous black women!

Oprah looking like a fairy god mother