The TARDIS as seen on the first episode of Doctor Who, 1963.

New rule…first ever TARDIS Always reblog

ALWAYS reblog the moment of the Broken Chameleon Circuit

Real gender equality

What’s it’s really like being a bisexual in 2018

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.

Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

I'm nearly crying

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

The third friend who has the Mom Friend anxiety override.

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

I feel like “baby boomers refuse to retire” is a weird way of saying “A lot of older people literally have to work continue working for as long as possible or they’ll die”

‘boomers versus millenials’ rhetoric is just another way of getting the poor to fight each other instead of blaming the rich.

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

if your house is ever this sexy i’ll fucking kill you

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

honestly yea

a good evolution

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.