she drift on my genetics til i extinction vortex

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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

blue shrimpy

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call it what u will, identifying with an animal is one of the most ancient and universal human experiences. the oldest known depiction of a human has a lions head. i am being dead serious when i say there are few things in this world more normal than being a furry

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Dirk Wachsmuth

No fucking way LMFAO

Annalaura_art

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show