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Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta
Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons. Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.
“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”
“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”
“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“
“No, not a chance.”
PART 2
“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”
“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”
“so it should lead us right to Meap.”
“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“
“Got something!”
“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”
“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”
Part 3
“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“
“Sure!”
“I still haven’t gotten my”
“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“
“accomplishment badge.”
“Cool!”
“Let’s go!”
Part 4
“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”
“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“
“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“
“Don’t be silly Isabella.”
“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”
“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”
Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:
Part 5 (from a different episode)
“So, do I know romance or what?”
“what.”
“I said, do I know romance or-”
“I heard you.”
Part 6 (this time with Candace)
“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“
“That’s right.”
“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“
“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”
“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”
“Or Ferb.”
*clicks tongue*
We didn’t deserve this show
im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass
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Credit: @juliehangart
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#press the button i must
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My friend sent this to me
And it brightened my evening.
But then twenty minutes later he sent me this
And I just
My brain can't handle this much serotonin
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first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto
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being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.
This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I'm in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.
posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle
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little tip for guys complaining about girls having saggy tits or stretch marks: die lol
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