Carsons Collectibles Plate of King Dedede Drooling

they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

Okay now say what you just said again but in your fag voice

www.tdick.gov

www.tdick.gov/careers

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

yeah but he lost the election :(

This is so funny. To me.

Proof that a bad personality alone can make you ugly

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast