Human together

me: *receives text* me: i should reply to that me:

#i never knew holding down a helicopter with your bare fucking hands could be a kink

mhm

“He’s hanging onto that helicopter for an extremely passionate reason. In stories you’ll read where a mother will lift a car off a child. There’s something very important happening in that scene and for us it really represented his struggle as a character, one man pitted against a helicopter that’s trying to take off. Can he stop it? And what are the limits of his strength? For us, it’s one of the most powerful shots in the movie and it’s Chris Evans, who works very hard to physically exemplify this character. On set, we had him straining against a crane holding this helicopter, and you have this fantastic shot of his muscles bulging and you can feel the pain and the energy and the determination as he tries to stop this thing.” - Joe Russo on Steve Rogers in the helicopter scene.

Excuse me, I’ve just come back to Tumblr to exclaim that he is perfect. Wow look at this guy. I want to be Chris Evans when I grow up. #fitnessgoals

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

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Two actual pictures of me showing my everyday life.

sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good

WILD