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Don’t Forget: Donald Trump Wants To Bang His Daughter

This country would be so much better if Conservatives were logically consistent.

Imagine that conservatives who want “Christian values” cared about helping the poor.

Imagine that conservatives who are against people living off the hard work of others felt the same way about CEOs getting rich off the work of their underpaid employees.

Imagine that conservatives who oppose welfare also opposed corporate subsidies and bailouts.

Imagine that conservatives who oppose welfare wanted to raise the minimum wage so fewer people would need welfare.

Imagine that conservatives who complain about people “mooching off the government” also complained about corporations who take advantage of cheap prison labor.

Imagine that conservatives who want guns to protect against a tyrannical government actually opposed a tyrannical government.

Imagine that conservatives who support the right to own a gun were angry about the police killing John Crawford and Tamir Rice for simply possessing a BB gun and not pointing it at anyone.

Imagine that conservatives who complain about protesters looting were also angry about asset forfeiture.

Imagine that conservatives who complain about vandalism at protests were also angry about the black churches being burned down.

Imagine that conservatives who are “pro-life” wanted to prevent people from starving to death, committing suicide from homophobic and transphobic bullying, and being killed by police.

Imagine that conservatives who insist on “personal responsibility” were angry about the taxpayers having to foot the bill for lawsuits against the police.

Imagine that conservatives who complain about people receiving taxpayer money while not working were angry about police officers receiving paid administrative leave.

Imagine that conservatives who would do anything to prevent terrorism wanted to stop the KKK, and wanted to end the war on drugs and hold the police accountable for their crimes.

Imagine that conservatives who worship the police cared even a little bit about the police officers who have been fired for stopping police brutality or for refusing to enforce unjust laws, or about the police officers who are bullied by their coworkers for being gay, female, disabled, black, etc.

Imagine that conservatives who “support our troops” still cared about our troops when they need financial assistance from the government.

Imagine that conservatives who “support our troops” listened to Iraq Veterans Against the War.

Imagine that conservatives who complain about destroying a flag because our soldiers risked their lives to protect the flag cared just as much about the police killing people because our soldiers risked their lives to protect those people.

Why are you voting for Bernie?

Beautiful

tumblr in december

I don’t know which gif I’m meant to be

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

GIVE HIM AN OSCAR FUCK!!!!

“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.

alright I’ve got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I’m gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they’re bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you gonna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones can’t feel, pal buddy. I’m sorry. they Can’t. butt plugs don’t work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and its just gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandma’s hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandma’s lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandma’s butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable

Donald Trump’s proposed Muslim ban has dominated the political conversation since he rolled it out in a Monday press release, on The Tonight Show Tuesday night, Sanders minced no words in explaining what’s really behind it.

I had to babysit my girlfriends cat.

The cinematography and lighting of this video and score are better than half the shit I’ve seen in theaters. Fuck.

@carl-jung-lean

I understand that @dcinternational is a business and businesses need to make money. However, when one of their core marketing strategies is the hashtag “#growdrumcorps” they need to uphold that. All drum corps are good drum corps, regardless of the number they receive. All drum corps teach students valuable life lessons, regardless of the number they receive. All drum corps deserve recognition, regardless of the number they receive.

I am very disappointed in this organization for putting profits above the value of a student’s performance.

The drum corps activity is already on the decline, and telling a huge group of students, instructors, parents, and fans that their efforts all summer aren’t worth taking the time to properly secure licensing isn’t going to help.

Bethesda presents: Fallout 4

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

In the midst of the awful rhetoric about refugees these images give me such joy.  Welcome to Canada! Great job welcoming them, Calgary! I hope to see more moments like this all across Canada. 

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

I wonder if it keeps old white men up at night that the world is run by two black women