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Happy #ViagoVenesday ! (or #ViantonVenesday ...)

I love zem...

I hope they'll appear on the last season of wwdits happily married

clifton: you vampires have no sense of humour. and this, actually, is a scientific fact.

deacon: and how does your science prove that?

clifton: it's because you have irony deficiency. got it?

vlad: wait till you see my torture room. i have lots of irony stuff. chains, spikes, handcuffs...

clifton:

can one be called a twink if they are a vampire of approximately four hundred years old? asking for a friend.

You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

loving my friends online isn’t enough i need a plane ticket

it’s the most wonderful time of the week

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

who can relate

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

Actually you are so right.......

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I’m cackling at how wholesome this is

I love this my gods

Claire from Derry Girls is like a little female version of Stede, she's adorable, blonde and gay.

ok.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

2014, dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

He's the most adorable baby ever I love him

FINALLY. GAWD.

Yes, the vampire and werewolf fuck. Of course they do.