The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

thank you

Three bears went through my trash

Only valid person in the whole United States of America is the girl in the hospital with me who said, "You've got a fat ass for a man. I could set a cup on that thing," and then offered to do a tarot reading for me.

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@toasterabyte​

i love cats because they will literally just smack anything they don’t vibe with

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.

vibe with me bro

To all of my mutuals

You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image

Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it

My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps……..

Me: go on

Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

Hatsune Miku? Here's her grandma

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

It’s that time of year again