You're All Adonises

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

girl help the pessimists found me

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

Me any time I see Kirk in the green wrap uniform:

spock you did shrooms like at least once

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

obsessed with this crawfish that crawled onto land just to attack a teenager trying to exercise

i'm no snitch

posted this in january and it's april now. he is thriving! and no longer in witness protection

BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.

'Tough on crime' should mean proactive policies, not reactionary punishments.

This is what "Defund the Police" means. Resources can be used elsewhere with greater benefits.

by @tarrevizsla (w/context)

mikko koivu's jersey retirement ceremony | march 13th, 2022

for @kirillkaprizov

HAPPY FIRST CONTACT DAY, PEOPLE

39 slutty, slutty years until Solkar and Cochrane meet

rich people:

millennials:

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

it’s also funny that u would imply that people not getting enough exercise is in no way linked to people working longer hours

The Night Train.