Dan: *draws cactus*

Phil: *looks at dan* what would you do if a boyfriend pays more attention to a cactus than you?

me: did you just- 

…

me: DID PHIL JUST ACCIDENTLY CONFIRM PHAN

this post from 2014..hits different

phil lester talking about nipples for over 2 minutes

feels like home

domestic af

I mean, I get the appeal of heart eyes posts and all the old mushy romantic tweets and dailybooth comments and all that other stuff but tbh if you want the essence of what it is to ship phan right now… 

…. I’m gonna say this video is it. (And it’s wonderful.) 

fergie’s glamorous will save us in these trying times

in which 2015 fucked us all over

im not crying youre crying jesus christ 2015 fucked me real hard 

💜 heart eyes 💜 (happy birthday jess)

security guy: where’s your guardian kid

dan: *points at phil* my daddy’s there

I’m blocking @gryphll and @strawberryphanta

im gonna roleplay as a functional person from now on

IM SMILING SO BIG YOU CANT EVEN SEE MY EYES IM ALSO CRYING

#freetheknee