May the pink angels visit your dreams

Zonai rings are done. I'm happy with how they turned out, even with the perfectionist in me noticing little defects

hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

honestly all i can say is you gotta try it for yourself

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

this is so fucking funny imagine going to your like super big trial & you just fall asleep & start farting in front of the jury

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

Worth mentioning is that I'm in Iceland and the store I work at only accepts icelandic króna so like even euros wouldn't have worked in this case

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

I think I've decided it's time to topple the dollar as a world standard

I propose we switch to Chilean Peso

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

I can't do this anymore I am seriously at my limit here

Idk I'm in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

Could you do me a quick favour and point out where England is on this map?

This is a train wreck and I love it.

*covers you in more blood affectionately* there, all better :)

can’t believe revenge of the sith takes place over four days. worst week of obi wan’s life. worst week of padme’s life. worst week of yoda’s life. somewhere in the bottom 50 for anakin

Ma I've made it. I got screenshotted and posted to tumblr.

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

The soul eater explanation of “yeah the grim reaper actually DID look like the typical scary grim reaper stereotype at one point however he started working with kids and decided the goofy voice and appearance was less likely to scare them” is so funny tbh he threw away his pride so he could raise the enrollment numbers at his child soldier school. & this is his legacy forever now because kid modeled his own grim reaper fit after the child friendly version of lord death.

Given the type of shit they try to pass off as ‘upgrades,’ I think it’s good to delete everything past ‘illegal’ in that sentence

I feel like the psyops are back…

Wait when did we ever leave

i mean they