Dreams interpreted for beer

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to

happy april 22nd ✌️

the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared