• ❛  you have to do every single thing i say or we will not make it. understand  ?  ❜
• ❛  uh  …  asshole. i was listening to that.  ❜
• ❛  god, why does your voice get high when it gets excited  ?  ❜
• ❛  wow. such venom.  ❜
• ❛  loneliness is just incidental. it’s really about people’s inability to connect.  ❜
• ❛  can you move  ?  i need you to move.  ❜
• ❛  too bad we’re not horses.  ❜
• ❛  poor us. we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine.  ❜
• ❛  go, go, go, go, go, go  !  ❜
• ❛  i find it comforting to focus on the wrong things.  ❜
• ❛  you gotta let me just drive. you’re freaking me out. seriously, just let me do it.  ❜
• ❛  what the fuck is what  ?  what are you looking at  ?  ❜
• ❛  what did you see  ?  talk to me.  ❜
• ❛  keep your eyes down.  ❜
• ❛  i’m sorry. i’m so sorry.  ❜
• ❛  the only thing that will happen soon is we’re all gonna die soon.  ❜
• ❛  we are so fucking fucked.  ❜
• ❛  it’s end game, man.  ❜
• ❛  hey, hey. why don’t we sit back down  ?  ❜
• ❛  is anybody out there  ?  can anybody hear me  ?  hello  ?  ❜
• ❛  get down  !  get down  !  get down  !  ❜
• ❛  okay, i know you’re scared. listen, there’s no need.  ❜
• ❛  that’s not a fucking speed bump  !  ❜
• ❛  fuck that. where’s the booze  ?  ❜
• ❛  i had an interesting childhood.  ❜
• ❛  you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die.  ❜
• ❛  well, here’s an argument : we’re not assholes.  ❜
• ❛  please. please, let me in.  ❜
• ❛  in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead.  ❜
• ❛  i hope there’s more.  ❜
• ❛  did you hear that  ?  ❜
• ❛  you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me  ?  ❜
• ❛  if something happens to me, do not try and help me. forget about me and try to save yourself.  ❜
• ❛  we really loved meeting you. now, fuck off.  ❜
• ❛  it’s not a story. it’s a lie.  ❜
• ❛  surviving is not living.  ❜
• ❛  you know what i saw  ?  at the top of the tree  ?  ❜
• ❛  i’m not leaving you.  ❜
• ❛  hold tight. don’t let go. we’re gonna be okay.  ❜
• ❛  good job. get up. stand up.  ❜
• ❛  it’s not real, it’s not real, it’s not real.  ❜
• ❛  do not take off your blindfold  !  ❜
• ❛  i have so much i want to show you. i have so much i want you to see.  ❜
• ❛  we have to do it together, okay  ?  ❜
• ❛  it’s too loud  !  it’s too noisy  !  ❜
• ❛  i’m going to get you some dry clothes.  ❜

smol teeny tiny post to say I miss @doesntlovehumans that is all.

Harley snapped at his finger with a smirk and nuzzled her nose against his. “But distractin’ you is so fun. Don’t ya remember the last time?” She unhooked her legs from around his waist and lowered herself to the ground before opening the bag on her shoulder. Harley pulled out a black bladed knife with small red rubies sitting along the handle. “I really liked this one. Made me think of the first dress you ripped apart.”

• ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
• ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
• ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
• ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
• ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
• ❝ you will never escape. ❞
• ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
• ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
• ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
• ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
• ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
• ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
• ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
• ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
• ❝ they died screaming. ❞
• ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
• ❝ how long have you known? ❞
• ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
• ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
• ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
• ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
• ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
• ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
• ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
• ❝ he adores you. ❞
• ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
• ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
• ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
• ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
• ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
• ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
• ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
• ❝ then kill me. ❞
• ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
• ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
• ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
• ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
• ❝ stop! ❞
• ❝ let them watch. ❞
• ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
• ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
• ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
• ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
• ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
• ❝ you love him? ❞
• ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
• ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
• ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
• ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
• ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
• ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
• ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
• ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
• ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
• ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
• ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
• ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
• ❝ do you really think that? ❞
• ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
• ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
• ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
• ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
• ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
• ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
• ❝ I’m married. ❞
• ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
• ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
• ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
• ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
• ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
• ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
• ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
• ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
• ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
• ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
• ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
• ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
• ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
• ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
• ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
• ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
• ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
• ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
• ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
• ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
• ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
• ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
• ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
• ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
• ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
• ❝ this is my home. ❞
• ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
• ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
• ❝ fuck me. ❞
• ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
• ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
• ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
• ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
• ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
• ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

• “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
• “Fuck this.”
• “Get the fuck out of here.”
• “Who the fuck are you?”
• “Fuck that!”
• “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
• “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
• “Shut the fuck up.“
• “Get your fucking act together.”
• “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
• “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
• “Get your fucking hands off of me!”
• “Stay the fuck away from me.”
• “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
• “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
• “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
• “Get the fuck over it.”
• “Where the fuck have you been?”
• “What the fuck do you want from me?”

• “Fuck life.” 
• “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
• “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
• “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
• “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
• “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
• “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
• “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
• “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
• “Who the fuck cares?”
• “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
• “I fucked up my own life.”
• “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

• “Fuck you!”
• “I fucked your mom last night.” 
• “You’re a fucking asshole.”
• “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
• “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
• “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
• “Go fuck yourself.”
• “Motherfucker!”
• “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
• “Get the fuck over yourself.”

• “Fuck me.”
• “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
• “I’d fuck you all night long.”
• “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
• “You look so fucking hot right now.”
• “Fuck–faster~”
• “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
• “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
• “Babe, fuck–not here.”
• “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
• “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
• “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
• “F-fuck–please–~”
• “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
• “You better use a fucking condom.”
• “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
• “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
• “Fuck, it’s big.”
• “Let’s make a fucking baby.”

• “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
• “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
• “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
• “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
• “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
• “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
• “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
• “What the fuck did we do last night?”
• “Where the fuck am I?”
• “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
• “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
• “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
• “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
• “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
• “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
• “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

as it states on the tin, you smash the like button (or reblog if sideblog) and I post you a para sized starter. wishlists will be consulted if available, OCs and crossovers with fandoms that accommodate vampire welcome.

as it states on the tin, you smash the like button (or reblog if sideblog) and I post you a para sized starter. wishlists will be consulted if available, OCs and crossovers with fandoms that accommodate vampire welcome.