They Call Me Connor

METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE (2013) | OVERWATCH 2 (2020)

I don’t care if the world isn’t ready to hear it, but I’m going to say it:

“Sugar We’re Going Down Kung Fu Fighting” is better than either of the original songs that comprise the mashup

for those who need to hear it

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

Guildwars 2 thief sketch because she looks way too innocent to be one.

With colours like that you’d think she be the last to consider.

(OCs) more tiefling daughter and mercenary dad

Aykut Aydogdu

Played Devil May Cry V and fell in love with a skinny goth :|

Art by Jean-Sébastien Rossbach

Amazing!

🌟 Only a few will understand the >obviously edited< Castlevania quote. But it’s ok.😎 

Zorah Magdaros armor always had that ‘evil queen/king’ feel and I love it. I’m missing the waist piece of the Beta+ armor and I can’t remember why. *breaks glass*

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

Warframe: Hydroid Deluxe Skin Design

Initializing artist’s comments… A Deluxe skin design for Hydroid, a pirate archetype design inspired by the shorelines and colors of mother nature, oceanic shapes and subtle Maori elements to create a bright, tropical take on an imposing pirate captain. For the Warframe video game.

Artstation: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/dOVoLW

Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/liger-inuzuka/art/Warframe-Hydroid-Deluxe-Skin-Concept-817235838

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Liger_Inuzuka

YGO Halloween Countdown ⇝ 1 day ▶Egyptian God Cards

favorite comment on my post where i say you should not be super gross and horny when you play action roleplaying games with your friends 

me (boring): wow i can’t wait to roll dice and stab a dragon with a big sword 

this guy (not boring, very cool): if you don’t let me rp a sex scene in front of you and everyone else then i will say the f word 

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

Customer: I need to pay for this candy bar I ate.

Me: Okay that’s $2.50.

Customer: I only have $1 is that okay?

Me: So you came into our store, ate a bar without knowing the price, with onky a dollar, and just figured it would be fine?

Customer: Well, I only have a dollar so it’s fine, right?

Me: Let me see what my coworker thinks. Hey, this customer wants to know if it’s okay that they only have a dollar for a $2.50 bar that they already ate.

Coworker: Is it a kid?

Me: Nope! This woman right here.

Coworker: I would call our manager.

Me: *turning to the woman* Looks like I’ll have to call the manager- oh, you suddenly have money on you?

Customer: Here’s the money, have a nice day.