So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭
Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"
Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"
Nurse: "No."
*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*
Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes
This is so funny
he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
bunny boy invites you out, what do you say?
mysterious creature of uncertain origin
this is literally where i blog from
REBLOG WHILE RELEVANT
Hah! It’s that time of year…..
No one is immune to baby quail stretchies, not even Jared.
Sketches from the latest short story that’ll I’ll link as soon as I can find a place to post it up (I stopped posting to dA cause of their eh-aye bs)
commission for @/BruinTea on twitter 🤠
1. The cow as white as milk.
2. The cape as red as blood.
3. The hair as yellow as corn.
4. The slipper as pure as gold.
5. Vanilla extract