winterwashere

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

(by my_tiny_jungalow)

licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

So, a quick Google search tells me there are a couple theories as to why humans evolved to menstruate every month. One of them is the theory that menstruation is a "mechanism to provide the mother with protection from the invasive characteristics of the embryo."

So what I'm saying is. Less jokey anthropomorphization of the uterus as setting up a cozy nest every month because it's desperate for a baby. And more jokey anthropomorphization as a hardened, terrified general that starts banging wood shutters over its windows every month, because YOU NEVER KNOW.

You NEVER know when one of them hungry grabby FETUSES is gonna show up. You gotta be READY. You gotta PROTECT YOUR HOME. Do you want a baby to show up and start eating through your uterine walls?? No?? THEN SET UP YOUR DEFENSES. Yes, I realize this is gonna be a mess to clean up later, but it's gonna be a lot messier when you BLEED OUT because this four-celled MENACE is burrowing into your BLOOD VESSELS.

My hardened, terrified general is currently ripping out all of the wooden shutters from the windows.

"I KNOW THIS HURTS," they're yelling, "BUT WE GOTTA CHANGE THIS OUT OR IT'S GONNA GET INFECTED."

Behemoth needed some adjustments to carry Beelzemon’s precious cargo! 

Hoping to make this a new print for cons! 

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

Happy Easter.

i hate this 

You can’t reinvent Homestuck if Homestuck was a prophecy the entire time

im educated but like…im still stupit

mel blanc fuckign yelling

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

Literally