Anonymous asked:
ecce romani and chill?
I dropped out of Latin lol!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
So ther 1ce wuz a raeda in la fossa 'n it wuz in ther 4 lik 15 chapturs strate lik if u cry evry time
Sede sub abore cum me so I know it's real
Translating Catullus like
salve i think i am ur significant other
Omfg lacrimo
current mood: raeda est in fossa
NOW I'M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND- the story of Titus
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davus is the whore of the villa rusticus
I think I've cried a total of five times bc titus
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I think the two Latin words I have learned best are raeda and fossa. They exist in my vocabulary without having to think about their English translations - I just know them.
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yeah i wouldve come but my raeda in fossa est
"Quam felix est Cornelia!" exclamavit Flavia more like "quam felix est Valerius amirite Cornelia x Flavia forever
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*loosely based off of chapter 52 Marcus had received the toga virilis. Now, Marcus was a man. No more toga praetexta for him. After the ceremony, in which he received the toga, had ended Sextus approached Marcus. "So, you're a man know, huh?" "Yeah," Marcus replied sheepishly. "You won't be a real man until I'm done with you," Sextus responded. Marcus's cheeks turned bright read, he couldn't believe what was happening. All of his life he had seen Sextus as just a molestus puer, but now he saw him as more than just amicus. Sextus approached Marcus, his fingers reaching over to slide Marcus's new toga off his shoulders and onto the floor. "It will be our little secret," Sextus whispered in his ear.
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But what if Davus acted like a Suburban Mom and Geta acted like his Bratty Teenager?
Davus: *walks into living room* What are you still doing inside? I told you to go plow the fields.
Geta: *whining*I DON'T FEEEL LIKE IT
Davus: Geta, go plow the fields.
Geta: BUT MOOOOOOOM I DON'T WANNNA WORK
Davus: Young man, you march yourself outside or so help me I will get the stick!
Geta: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Davus: I AM YOUR DOMINUS AND AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER THE CORNELIUS' ROOF YOU'LL DO AS I SAY!!
Geta: THEN I'LL RUN AWAY
Davus: IF YOU SET ONE TOE OUT OF THIS LAND PLOT I'LL SEND THE DOGS ON YOU!
Geta: SO GO AHEAD!!!*walks out, slamming the door behind him*
...
Davus: Geta, come down from that tree before you fall!
Geta: No, you can't make me!
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Davus: If I can't trust you to stay on the property, then I'll have to brand you in case you run away again.
Geta: No, Mom, come on, I'll be good.
Davus: Too late. Now, come here.
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Davus: Goodnight, sweetie. I love you. *kisses Geta on forehead*
Geta: Whatever.