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Land of Peaks and Starlight

@seafoamandvenom / seafoamandvenom.tumblr.com

Ashara, Page of Space, queer, she/they,
age 25, Gemini
Too glam to give a damn
Do whatever you want
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yo u ever think of someone and ur heart goes: 💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗

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cloudheaded

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

  • i sure hope not
  • who's to say
  • that's between me and God
  • i'll tell you for $100
  • i don't think so, why?
  • probably, not sure though

additions collected from the notes

  • not to my knowledge
  • sometimes
  • wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

Additional Options, Provided By My Hearing-Impaired Ass:

  • No I just work here.
  • I'm an Artist!
  • I'm sorry we're out of those, may I interest you in an Amish Paste Tomato instead?
  • Not until 5:30
  • No thanks!
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weaver-z

My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

Some more stellar comments from the jesters at r/whatsthisplant

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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stoneylogie

We love to hear an update tho!!!!

If you see a nazi

punch a nazi

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earhartsease

Be sure to follow that bystander's example and applaud, if you can't do the punching yourself (and as I've mentioned before, if you're a wheelchair user then kneecapping is a very valid alternative)

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mckitterick

hate groups only hold power through fear, so remove that fear by showing how vulnerable and unpopular they are (including by applauding from the sidelines)

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