Small cat, big love
bad news everybody. see you on the inside.
yo u ever think of someone and ur heart goes: 💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗💓💗
ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"
- i sure hope not
- who's to say
- that's between me and God
- i'll tell you for $100
- i don't think so, why?
- probably, not sure though
additions collected from the notes
- not to my knowledge
- sometimes
- wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
Additional Options, Provided By My Hearing-Impaired Ass:
- No I just work here.
- I'm an Artist!
- I'm sorry we're out of those, may I interest you in an Amish Paste Tomato instead?
- Not until 5:30
- No thanks!
bringing u premium content from the hardware store
might fuck around and haunt your dreams for a bit
Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability
*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
artistic rendition of how my cat just looked at me after being awoken suddenly
I support women!
Normalize walking away when you feel weird vibes, negative energy, or fake shit from people.
We love to hear an update tho!!!!
If you see a nazi
punch a nazi
Be sure to follow that bystander's example and applaud, if you can't do the punching yourself (and as I've mentioned before, if you're a wheelchair user then kneecapping is a very valid alternative)
hate groups only hold power through fear, so remove that fear by showing how vulnerable and unpopular they are (including by applauding from the sidelines)
Very relatable.
See a stick, and go bonkers!!