December 17th

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

i knew i should’ve stayed asleep

Uber driver: “so where are you going at this time man?”

Me: “just to a friends house.. Chill, watch movies”

Driver: “oh I see I see haha, I love telling girls I’m gonna chill with them and watch a movie, good on you man nothing wrong with some fun”

Me: “oh no the guy I’m going to meet is aware that I’m gonna be inside him for most of the night but we’re gonna chill and watch movies afterwards too”

Driver:

okay but this is me

scoping out if it’s safe to come out to someone