Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
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Bacchus and Ariadne on the Isle of Naxos, Antoine Coypel (French, 1661–1722), ca. 1693
Oil on canvas
Source: philamuseum.org
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Juvenile Black-Tailed Jackrabbit (via desertsirena)
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BIG
FOCKING
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we all talk about gumball’s anime scene but i haven’t seen a single post about the howtobasic parody so here it is
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xss
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reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights
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“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
Hh
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cyr why
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[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:
- Every “i” is replaced by “iii”
- Every “e” is replaced by “c”
- Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x”
- Add “isms” to the end of it
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