Parents speaks so much time telling their children to not have sex when they get in their first relationship that they miss the key points on

• How to know if your SO is cheating

• Make sure you keep yourself first

• it doesn’t matter how long y’all have been together, if the energy isn’t the same it’s okay to breakup

Parents, you have to cover all basis.

One of the greatest cinematic voices of his generation, John Singleton, has passed away today after being taken off of life support following a stroke. My thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends. Rest in power, King. Thank you for the contributions you made to the culture and the community.

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

is this site populated by 10 year olds

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

s.i.m.p. (squirrels in my pants) came out ten years ago in 2008 and it still randomly surfaces in my brain for days straight and is arguably the most iconic piece of music to ever be created and perceived by the human ear

Beyoncé (The Visual Album) Vs. Lemonade (The Visual Album)

pride month idea: let’s all be girlfriends

‪From @dooboo_cat: “굿밤되세요🙂” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2HQQTR3 ]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

This is how he gets water