with more and more sites & hosting services banning nsfw content, being some sort of pervert becomes a moral imperative

“Who needs a brush when you can just VACUUM your cats?” 

(Source)

Oh you gotta keep watching to see the orange cat

may i offer you a boop in these trying times

patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now

P holding Spring 🐈 LIES OF P (2023)

january 24th:

- first sale of canned beer (1935)

- birth of dean winchester (1979)

- death of tumblr live (2024)

the father, the son and the holy spirit

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

Great way to start 2024: The biggest Finnish newspaper choosing a photo showcasing Oncest to report gay marriage becoming legal in Estonia

sacrament.

taken a punch to ye olde groyne