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james secret zarry ft. lilo side blog don't tell my friends
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Ok but imagine if Harry and Bella start going out. He’s invited to a big Hadid family event and Zayn is there too. At dinner Zayn receives an email on his phone; it’s Harry and he’s asking him to pass the salt. 

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1dbigbang

Round Six Rules

**Can also be found here**

Greetings, and welcome to your local One Direction Big Bang challenge! You may remember us from the last five years - or not - but in either case, we’re back, bigger and better than ever before, with a brand new set of rules following your feedback! Rules that have changed since last year are marked with a star (★). If you have any questions about these changes, or the rules overall, please let us know! You know that 1D fic you’ve been dying to write? The one about what would have happened in the bungalow if there really had been a mad cow murderer outside, or the one where only your ship stands between humanity and total apocalyptic extinction, or perhaps the one where One Direction are the stars of hit new show The Real Housewives Of The On The Road Again Tour and have to deal with even more publicity? Maybe you’ve been dying to write an epic about your OTP (or OT3… or OT5), or even just a fic about one member and his girlfriend. In any case, this is the place for you!

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that whole photoshoot where 1d look like mechanics who don’t know a thing about cars but just get their clothes greasy for the Aesthetic™️ was truly something else

ok but

pretends he knows what he’s doing but actually just lifts things to show off his huge guns. grins at you whilst he does it

a model that got legitimately lost in the garage. finds the paint gun and decorates cars instead of fixing them

has exactly one facial expression. stares off into the distance wistfully and says “she’s perfect the way she is” when you ask him what’s wrong with your car

has an irish accent but insists he was born and raised in the US. looks too young to know shit and he doesn’t but he somehow manages to fix your car anyway

uses the cars as props for his personal photoshoots. doesn’t do anything to fix them, but is somehow managing the garage regardless

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zarrycats

love fern || alnima || 48k || mature || zayn/harry

After witnessing his best friend’s breakup, Harry Styles decides to write an article on How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. If he can successfully accomplish that, he’ll finally have the freedom to write what he truly wants. Enter Zayn Malik, who in an attempt to land his company’s largest account bets his boss that he can make anyone fall in love with him. They meet in a bar.
Or, an AU based on the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

fantastically wonderful amazing art made by @somethingzarry 

written for round five of the @1dbigbang 

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Fool’s Gold for zarryenthusiast (soloistharold)

word count: 18,357

side pairings: liam payne/louis tomlinson, niall horan/zayn malik

warnings: allergic reactions

rating: explicit

“You,” Louis talks over him, “Can either sleep with him and Zayn will see the light or something, break up with Niall and voila, you’re together and everyone’s happy.” “Except Niall.” “Whatever. Or, you could try to sleep with him, he hates you for it and you never see him again.”
What If AU
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i know i said this about 2014 harry and many harry from other phases but…… late 2015 harry was truly a gift from god

he was….. something else

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what in the good lord’s name

who the fuck looks like this in a fucking fur vest

we were all liam honestly

and of course

sir you just got off a 12 hours flight i’m afraid you aren’t supposed to look this good

??????????????????????????????

whom should i speak to about this

you think i forgot about this?????? how would i ever

and yeah…

are we ready to talk about jingle ball harry because i’m not

LIKE………..

and yeah of course we’re going to talk about 

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this unbelievable trip

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i guess that’s enough spam for today thank you for watching

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