Incredibles 2 (2018)
This is literally my dad and I throughout my grade school life. He was a collegiate math professor and still couldn’t understand why they were changing it😂
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST
on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao
This is… not that hard….
Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!
Is…is this cat’s name soup?
His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.
We call him “Soup” for short.
This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas
Lesbian Pirates
Give us this film
Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed. This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.
THIS! FUCKING UNMUTE THIS AND LISTEN TO IT!
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
say it with me now..
2018 Goals
Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free
Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?
so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries
Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever
He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead
Honestly she probably could have.
The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.
I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it. They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff. But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.
OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT
OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT
OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”
I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.”
Quality content…
This is amazing. I’m going to start this at my bar.
Hey guys, my name is Ducky - you can call me any variant of that as you please (ducks, ducko whatever your heart desires lmao). I am a 23 year old trans male with a few things I would like to ~get off my chest~ ayyyye *finger guns*.
I guess it’s time to get real and explain why top surgery is so important to me and my mental health. I have very strong overpowering memories of the first times I would bind as a child and for those unfamiliar with the term, binding is a practice pretty common among trans masculine folks who flatten their chests to alleviate some of the dysphoria they have centered around that part of their bodies. For a very long time my chest has severely affected how comfortable I am leaving the house. Looking in the mirror and always seeing something that feels so foreign and alien to me causes me an immense amount of anxiety that only binding alleviates.
Binding for long periods of time however can have a very negative impact on your lungs and ribs, and I find myself always in the balance of not being able to take a deep breath because I’m not at peace with my body and not being able to take one because my binder is preventing me. This is a surgery I need and I am hoping that with your help it might happen for me. I opened this fundraiser to accept help for something I will not be able to manage on my own, and once I am on the other side of this hurdle I can’t wait to spend my time and energy on how to make this a reality for other trans guys out there. I can’t thank you enough for giving me your time, thank you for all of your love and support it has always meant the world to me, I consider y'all internet fam to me.
Love always,
Duck 🦆❤️
Ducky has always worked so hard to spread laughs and heart for years through vine and snapchat and tumblr way before him and I were even together, way before he even knew himself- doing all this while not knowing who he was and now he has the chance to live his life more authentically and I couldn’t be prouder. As a best friend and as a partner, I’ve gotten the opportunity to intimately be a part of every moment in this journey. All of the tears and laughs and anger and fear. He’s fought tooth and nail to come to a place of happiness to make this decision for himself and he deserves to be able to be comfortable as all of us cis people do who get that privilege every day.
I love you babe. More than you know ❤️💍
Super Bowl’s ‘Nipplegate’ Fiasco
and JT has had his career skyrocket since then
I always thought that the scrutinization she received for this was unfair. Like Justin Timberlake received no negative criticism for the “wardrobe malfunction” yet she has to make a public apology. Fuck the USA and fuck all the men in it who promote this kind of shit where women are always to blame
Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?
witchcraft
You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
