Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
the world is too big for this tiny boy
Thank god its tgif friday friday fred friday
True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":
Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.
Oh shit, you saw the robin circle? That's not good.
obsessed with this heraldic beaft i saw on twitter
uncanny resemblance
Espeon and Umbreon ⭐️🌙
*giant wind gust outside*
Me: “Don’t say it.”
My Brain:
touch the nose
Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10
"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10
EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????
All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.
boy take that power armor off and shake some ass