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all of those forgotten umbrellas

@until-i-end-the-song / until-i-end-the-song.tumblr.com

My self decides to grow again, I see her when it is cold adobe time. She is hot mouthgrit & cracked tectonic mud & I vulture around her bubble of comfort
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Darren is a transphobic asshole. There’s no way to justify his actions.

I think you meant “Will Sherrod”.

Will said one thing in his own blog. Although I don’t like that it’s different than Darren. Darren has: Misgendered his character on multiple occasions on national television Called her a “thing” on national television and radio And he dead named Caitlyn Jenner

Will used one slur that many Trans* people have used as if to reclaim the word. That is not as bad as misgendering and dead naming.

If you think the only bad thing about Will's post is the slur then I think you need to improve your reading comprehension. Comments about Adam's apples and "real women with real vaginas" are just as or more problematic. Moreover, it wasn't one post. He has a couple of "songs" where he speaks about fucking Transgendered (where he uses the slur again) prostitues behind the donut shop amongst other offensive and problematic things. Throw that in with misogynistic posts that reduce women to sexual acts and Will is incredibly problematic but he stands adjacent to your favorite celebrity so you find ways to excuse his actions. So, yeah, continue to write of Will's problematic and offensive posts. You are absolutely ridiculous in your blatant attempt to throw a celebrity under the bus because you don't like him. It's pathetic,

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don't take any of the signs for granted because

aries: they never were trying to be annoying.. they really do care about you. show them that you appreciate the effort that they put in for you to be happy, whether they are successful or not. they have many battles they fight inside themselves, remember this. learn from an aries to look at the glass half full. don’t take them for granted. 

taurus: it may not always seem like it on the surface but you need to be careful about what you say to them. they can get very mad super quick, and then you’ll miss them. if you betray their trust, they will cut you out of their lives. they know the difference between a real friend and a fake friend, and they don’t want someone in their life who doesn’t really care. don’t take them for granted.

gemini: they want you to like them! no matter who you are, always give a gemini a smile. look into their eyes when they speak. compliment them. they may seem like they’re in the greatest mood ever, but that could very well change in the quickest amount of time, don’t give these people anything bad to say about you. they know what you’re trying to say, they understand. they make words sound beautiful, and they don’t even try to. don’t take them for granted. 

cancer: if you want to mean something to somebody, and be someones everything, go to a cancer. they will tell you everything you need to hear in that moment for you to really be okay. they will take your problems into consideration themselves and actually put themselves into your place. they really care about you, and all they want is someone to care about them in the same way. the worst thing you could ever do is tell a cancer that they do not help, because they want to show you that they really would do anything for you to be the best you. don’t take them for granted.

leo: they want you to do great. they want you to remember who you are, and they want you to be the best that you can be. show them that you can do the same for them, that’s all they ask. even if they seem like they don’t appreciate you, they truly do, and they know that without you they wouldn’t be the generous and loving people they always strive to be. leo’s will make every situation a pleasant one. don’t take them for granted. 

virgo: these people are so so hard on themselves. how are you going to tell someone you supposedly love all of their flaws, when you have your very own. sure, the virgo may act like they know more than you, but they probably really fucking do. shut up and learn something. virgo doesn’t ever want to make you feel like an idiot, they’re trying to prove themselves, not to you, but to themselves. instead of trying to find something that annoys you about a virgo, just appreciate them. don’t take them for granted. 

libra: libra never wants to fight you. they see everyone equally, all humans. they strongly believe that you’re really beautiful because you are you. they will find the light in every single person, no matter who they are, and they will love that thing about you. and they will love that thing about you with all of the grace that they hold in their blood. if you ever feel as if no one sees anything great in you anymore, you can count on a libra to see that thing still, with ease even. don’t take them for granted. 

scorpio: all scorpio really wants to do is to make you laugh. they are so great at what they do, they shelter themselves as if nobody will ever know who they really are, but all you really need to do with this scorpio is show them that you care for them. don’t try to figure them out, just simply tell them you love them and this will be repaid with the most passionate and affectionate love out of anyone in this entire goddamn world. don’t take them for granted.

sagittarius: sagittarius are so fucking real. they keep you under the radar at all costs, they want to know you, they want to have conversations with you and take you places. they want to have fun every single day.they are always up-front about their opinions of you, and if you keep them happy like they deserve to be, these are good opinions and you will be rewarded with the grandest of compliments, and a very exciting relationship that will never be boring, no matter what. don’t take them for granted.

capricorn: these people can be so awkward. I’m not gonna lie. they can be awkward, but at the end of the day, who really doesn’t love a cute little awkward person. they’re so smart, and they can make every single thing that is said by anyone funny. they have so much patience, and they will wait for you to speak, they really really do care. show them that you appreciate everything they do for you on a day to day basis, because they really do loads without you even realizing it. don’t take them for granted.

aquarius: an aquarius is going to include everyone in everything. they can make a fun time out of anything, no matter what they’re given to make a situation great, they will make the situation great. they think outside of the box, and never take the simple way to have a great outcome, yet they always end up having an amazing outcome. without aquarius, no one would come together to have a great time for no reason at all. don’t take them for granted.

pisces: earth is a gross place. turn on the news, and you will find out that you don’t like it. with a pisces, you can escape the real world, and have a great time. if you know a pisces, you should be so grateful that their is such a devoted person in your life. no other sign would go to the ends of the earth just to be with you. whatever background you have, or however you see things, a pisces is going to accept you with open arms, and a smile. don’t take them for granted. 

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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)

Ugh, I’m sorry to double post with two quotes, but he’s dropping another truth bomb here. I hate when people misinterpret 500DOS and think of Summer as some kind of bitch, or, alternately, as a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. That’s only how his character saw her. To me, this movie was basically about Nice Guy Syndrome: A guy who thinks he’s just so nice that he’s entitled to the woman he wants, and when she decides she doesn’t want him back, she becomes a bitch, or a whore.

Filed under reasons I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

Omfg that’s so sick.

hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her

normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome

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larryaddicts

hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this

whoa 

russia is gonna hurt like a bitch

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